Suicidal Seagull

Suicidal Seagull

 

Today I crept slowly along in my car,
Holding up the ice-cream man from his business in the park.
Creep.
Past lovers meeting for clandestine encounters,
Past children playing on the grass.
Creeper.
I inched behind people parked up for a lunchtime picnic,
I blocked a man from backing out of his carpark.
Creepy.
I worked hard not to make eye contact
With inconvenienced commuters.
Impatient.
A legless seagull was out from a stroll,
Causing a traffic jam.
Perhaps he has suicidal thoughts.

 

Feed the birds. Tuppence a bag. Or $13 a pizza. Whatever.

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Personal space bro….

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